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{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Innonsensical, your honor! | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Innonsensical, your honor! | ||
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{{qf|Martin}} On what grounds? | {{qf|Martin}} On what grounds? | ||
{{qf|Bart}} She's boring the heck out of everyone. | {{qf|Bart}} She's boring the heck out of everyone. | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Sustained. Lisa, please cut to the chase. |
{{qf|Lisa}} My point is, I never saw Bart study once. I don't think he had any intention of ever taking the test. | {{qf|Lisa}} My point is, I never saw Bart study once. I don't think he had any intention of ever taking the test. | ||
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Revision as of 08:20, May 9, 2021
- Principal Skinner: Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?
- Ralph: Innonsensical, your honor!
- Willie: Aye! Willie was the first on the scene. I scoured that alarm for clues!
- Martin: And what did you find, pray tell?
- Willie: There were fingerprints, I tells ye! Fresh ones! Male fingers. Possibly human!
- Martin: Male prints, you say. Hmmm... Sounds like a certain someone currently on trial. I submit that these fingerprinters belong to.... ...Bart Simpson!
- Bart: Oh, brother!
- Lisa: All week I had been working on my own assignment... a show and tell presentation about the history of show and telll. I decided to deconstruct the archeype and show the tell portion. By juxtaposing the two concepts, I would turn the assignment upside down...
- Bart: Ugh! Raise an objection or something!
- Ralph: That Batmobile has an objection seat!
- Bart: Objection!
- Martin: On what grounds?
- Bart: She's boring the heck out of everyone.
- Principal Skinner: Sustained. Lisa, please cut to the chase.
- Lisa: My point is, I never saw Bart study once. I don't think he had any intention of ever taking the test.
- Martin:What did you say?
- Ralph: Do you have legos in your ears, too? I said, "I pulled the alarm!"
- Bart: Well, at least this buys me another day to cram for the test. Thanks for taking the rap, Ralph. What are you going to do now?
- Ralph: I'm giving up the law! I've got more imporant dreams to chase!
- Bart: There goes the greatest mind the justice system will ever not know!
