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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bartman]]}} Beware, furbearing nut-hoarders... ...Bartman and Houseboy prowl the Springfield! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Houseboy]]}} That's [WHOOP] Right, Bartman! Yowch! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} There is evil afoot, and a-paw! Come, faithful non-human companion! Stand on all fours revealed as... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bartdog]]}} Urf! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} ..:Bartdog! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} He's heading for that sewer opening who knows where this adventure will lead! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} Sewer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} Next to rooftops, that's where vigilantes fight crime best! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} Not a big fan of rooftops either.! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} Courage, young sidekick! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} Young? My birthday's before yours! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} True, but, emotionally, I'm a few birthday candles ahead of you, houseboy. Besides, this is no scarier than the time we snuck into Skinner's basement. Or got locked inside that walk-in freezer overnight. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} I wouldn't know. I passed out both times. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} Do you know what this means? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} I know. My Squishee Club Card is invalid here. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} We've traveled through a dimensional portal into a parallel universe! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} Great, now I'm in trouble with two moms! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} Hold, evildores! Stand and be judged by... ...Fighting Owl and his nearsighted sidekick, Four Eyes! You wear masks and are unknown to me! Therefore you must be villains...! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} Four Eyes is like Biclops! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} You would think of that. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Fighting Owl]]}} Why am I not surprised? Those bushy-tailed bandits always go where the nuts are. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} Hiding in plain sight. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} Plan and salted sight, my friend. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} Ha! Good patter, Fighting owl! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} Oh no, grappeling hooks. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Four Eyes]]}} It's like gym class. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} We have to make it back to our dimension before the portal closes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} And traps us in your weird reality for eternity! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} It may be weird-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Four Eyes}} But we like it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} You knew that Bartdog's natual curiosity would take us to the what is elseworld of Springfield2? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Four Eyes}} Will we ever see them again, Fighting Owl? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} No, Four Eyes. They return forever to their home on Shelbyville 2. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Four Eyes}} Is it true they have red fire hydrants instead of yellow? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} So I'm told, Four Eyews. So I'm told. | |
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Revision as of 14:29, May 8, 2021
- Bartman: Beware, furbearing nut-hoarders... ...Bartman and Houseboy prowl the Springfield!
- Houseboy: That's [WHOOP] Right, Bartman! Yowch!
- Bartman: There is evil afoot, and a-paw! Come, faithful non-human companion! Stand on all fours revealed as...
- Bartdog: Urf!
- Bartman: ..:Bartdog!
- Bartman: He's heading for that sewer opening who knows where this adventure will lead!
- Houseboy: Sewer?
- Bartman: Next to rooftops, that's where vigilantes fight crime best!
- Houseboy: Not a big fan of rooftops either.!
- Bartman: Courage, young sidekick!
- Houseboy: Young? My birthday's before yours!
- Bartman: True, but, emotionally, I'm a few birthday candles ahead of you, houseboy. Besides, this is no scarier than the time we snuck into Skinner's basement. Or got locked inside that walk-in freezer overnight.
- Houseboy: I wouldn't know. I passed out both times.
- Bartman: Do you know what this means?
- Houseboy: I know. My Squishee Club Card is invalid here.
- Bartman: We've traveled through a dimensional portal into a parallel universe!
- Houseboy: Great, now I'm in trouble with two moms!
- Fighting Owl: Hold, evildores! Stand and be judged by... ...Fighting Owl and his nearsighted sidekick, Four Eyes! You wear masks and are unknown to me! Therefore you must be villains...!
- Houseboy: Four Eyes is like Biclops!
- Bartman: You would think of that.
- Fighting Owl: Why am I not surprised? Those bushy-tailed bandits always go where the nuts are.
- Bartman: Hiding in plain sight.
- Fighting Owl: Plan and salted sight, my friend.
- Bartman: Ha! Good patter, Fighting owl!
- Houseboy: Oh no, grappeling hooks.
- Four Eyes: It's like gym class.
- Bartman: We have to make it back to our dimension before the portal closes.
- Houseboy: And traps us in your weird reality for eternity!
- Fighting Owl: It may be weird--
- Four Eyes: But we like it!
- Houseboy: You knew that Bartdog's natual curiosity would take us to the what is elseworld of Springfield2?
- Four Eyes: Will we ever see them again, Fighting Owl?
- Fighting Owl: No, Four Eyes. They return forever to their home on Shelbyville 2.
- Four Eyes: Is it true they have red fire hydrants instead of yellow?
- Fighting Owl: So I'm told, Four Eyews. So I'm told.
