Editing The Man of the House/Quotes

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'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Clancy]]''': Daddy has to run out for just a minute, Ralphie. You're in charge 'til I get back. Okay?
'''[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]]''': Yes, daddy!
'''Clancy''': I won't be gone long, son.
'''Ralph''': Okay, daddy! 
''[Ralph shuts the door]'' 
'''Ralph''': That makes ''me'' the man of the house. I'm just like daddy now, 'cept I'm smaller and my pants are wetter.
''[Ralph locks the door]''
'''Ralph''': First, I must secure the perimeter.
''[Ralph walks into the kitchen]''
'''Ralph''': Now, it's time for a man of the house ''meal''! Okay, kitchen... I'm the boss of ''you'' now! That goes for you too, Mr. Fridgergator! 
''[Ralph walks to the coffee maker]''
'''Ralph''': I'll make a pot of coffee like the grown-up men drink!
''[Ralph pours a vase with water and flowers inside]''
'''Ralph''': First you add water. 
''[Ralph pours coffee mix]''
'''Ralph''': Then, you add the coffee peanuts.
''[Ralph pours pure sugar and milk]''
'''Ralph''': Daddy likes ''his'' coffee with cream and sugar! 
''[Ralph puts the coffee maker in the stove, as the kitchen is already a mess]''
'''Ralph''': And now, you put it in the cooking machine. 
''[Ralph turns it on 500 degrees]''
'''Ralph''': Now I'll make some instant toaster waffles! 
'''Ralph''': ''[singing]'' I am the egg man! I am the milkman! I am the waffle! Koo koo kachoo! 
''[Ralph pours in the milk]''
'''Ralph''': First, you add milk...
''[Ralph then cracks eggs over the toaster]''
'''Ralph''': ... And then some easter bunny eggs... Eww. My waffles are getting soggy in there. I need to add some flowers.
''[Ralph attempts to get flour, but falls and the flour is all over him]''
'''Ralph''': ''[enjoying the flour]'' Wheee! I'm fairy-dusted! ''[smelling coffee]'' Mmm... smell that fresh roasted coffee! ''[smoke fills the room]''
''[Ralph looks at the mess on the floor]''
'''Ralph''': Uh-oh. I made a mess! Daddy will be mad! This looks like a job for my friend, Mighty Mop! 
''[Ralph goes into the broom closet and picks it up]''
'''Ralph''': Gee, your hair smells terrific! 
''[Ralph starts mopping]''
'''Ralph''': Tra la la. I feel like I'm in a movie and soon I'll turn into a beautiful princess! 
''[The mop breaks and is all filled with water]''
'''Ralph''': Oh, just look at yourself, Mighty Mop! You need a shampoo! I'll give you a special ''swirly'' shampoo, like the ones I get from my friends at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]]!