Editing Astro-Not

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Astro-Not
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Astronaut Barney]], [[Moe]], {{TOCG|Barflies}}
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''Astro-Not''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}} content update. It requires [[Astronaut Barney]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Astronaut Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour…}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Think bigger! The world is your oyster!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Oysters, eh? That gives me an idea – let's go to the bar!}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Grrrr! I'll stop in, but I'll be having a soft drink!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda|12 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Moe Serve Drinks|10 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Barflies}} Drink at Moe's|8 hours|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Astronaut Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Sobriety has given me a new lease on life!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|I've got a new lease too! Although I think mine's on my car.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I became an astronaut – doesn't that inspire any of you to follow your dreams?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|In my dreams I'm being chased by a giant singing grasshopper with my father's face – why would I want to follow that?}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Don't you want more from life than just sitting in this bar?}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What if aliens were looking down on us right now? Aren't you embarrassed by being drunk?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life|60 minutes|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Barflies}} Drink at Moe's|8 hours|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|By not spending all my money on beer, I can afford to go back to school. After all, I'm only two credits shy of my PhD.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Then I could get a job asking people if they know of any jobs for PhDs.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Why give your money to those fancy college types?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|What about your good friend Moe? What is he going to do without his best customer?}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You guys aren't being very supportive.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|After I was so supportive of your watercolors, Moe. And your decorative gourd collection, Carl.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Since I can't drink my feelings anymore, I guess I'll have to eat them.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Eat Astronaut Ice Cream|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|All my memories with Barney are… not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Astronaut Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Tra-la-la! Lalalala! Lalala!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Barney, are you drunk? What happened?}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|What is this… rum raisin?!? Oh no!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Drinks on *hic* me!!!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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