Editing Szyslak Brothers

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The '''Szyslak Brothers''' were a crime family.

== History ==
When [[Ned Flanders]] was young, his grandfather, [[Ned Flanders I|Sheriff Flanders]], was at [[Lachman's Barber Shop and Delicatessen]] getting a shave when the Szyslak Brothers entered. [[Slocum Szyslak]], the leader of the group, told Sheriff Flanders that he was going to get what was coming to him. Sheriff Flanders sent [[Old Jewish man|the barber]] and his grandson out of the shop so he could receive a bribe from Slocum. Slocum then told Sheriff Flanders that the bribe was bigger than usual as they had a deal with the [[Capital City]] Mafia to deal in amphetamines. After he received the bribe, Sheriff Flanders threw [[Scrotum Szyslak]] through the window to keep up appearances.

Later that day, Sheriff Flanders went to parties with the Szyslak Brothers and eventually they ended up at the [[Prestige Motel]] where the amphetamine deal was happening. However, the Szyslak Brothers decided to double-cross the Capital City Mafia and a huge fight broke out that led to the deaths of everyone except Slocum, [[Kostas Becker]], and Sheriff Flanders. Sheriff Flanders killed Slocum to take the money, and wiped out the last of the Szyslak Brothers.

== Members ==
*[[Slocum Szyslak]] - leader
*[[Scotus Szyslak]]
*[[Scrotum Szyslak]]

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|A Serious Flanders (Part 2)}}

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