You're My Best Friend

"You're My Best Friend"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Characters: Homer Simpson Cletus Spuckler Length: 1:54 Writer(s): Original: John Deacon Parody lyrics: Tom Gammill & Max Pross Appearance(s): "The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby"

"You're My Best Friend" is a song sung by Homer and Cletus.

Lyrics

Homer and Cletus:

Ooh, we're sharing some grits.

Cletus:

Yours has butter, mine has possum gravy.

Homer:

We're pals, so I eat your weird food.

Woo-hoo-hoo.

Cletus:

Ooh, you're making me fat now, Homer.

Homer:

I don't have long to live.

Cletus:

Ooh, you're the best friend,

That I ever had.

You're the one who keeps my balloons flyin'.

You're my moonshine, and I want you to know,

That I'm not sniffing glue.

I really love you.

Oh, you're my best friend.

Homer:

Ooh, you gave me your tooth.

I love that you're whittlin' a stool for me.

I need two, one for each cheek.

Cletus:

Two, you'll have 'em next week, now, Homer.

Homer:

Cool, let's pee in the creek.

Ooh, you're a mountain man,

Who lives off the grid.

You chased off Burns with a shotgun.

That was such fun.

And I love to drink,

The methanol from your still.

Ooh, you're my best friend.

Cletus:

Ooh, you're my best friend.

Homer:

Ooh, I might not live.

Homer and Cletus:

Ooh, you're my best friend.

Behind the Laughter

"You're My Best Friend" is a parody of "You're My Best Friend" by Queen.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby"