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You're My Best Friend

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"You're My Best Friend"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Characters: Homer Simpson
Cletus Spuckler
Length: 1:54
Writer(s): Original: John Deacon
Parody lyrics: Tom Gammill & Max Pross
Appearance(s): "The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby"

"You're My Best Friend" is a song sung by Homer and Cletus.

Lyrics[edit]

Homer and Cletus:
Ooh, we're sharing some grits.
Cletus:
Yours has butter, mine has possum gravy.
Homer:
We're pals, so I eat your weird food.
Woo-hoo-hoo.
Cletus:
Ooh, you're making me fat now, Homer.
Homer:
I don't have long to live.
Cletus:
Ooh, you're the best friend,
That I ever had.
You're the one who keeps my balloons flyin'.
You're my moonshine, and I want you to know,
That I'm not sniffing glue.
I really love you.
Oh, you're my best friend.
Homer:
Ooh, you gave me your tooth.
I love that you're whittlin' a stool for me.
I need two, one for each cheek.
Cletus:
Two, you'll have 'em next week, now, Homer.
Homer:
Cool, let's pee in the creek.
Ooh, you're a mountain man,
Who lives off the grid.
You chased off Burns with a shotgun.
That was such fun.
And I love to drink,
The methanol from your still.
Ooh, you're my best friend.
Cletus:
Ooh, you're my best friend.
Homer:
Ooh, I might not live.
Homer and Cletus:
Ooh, you're my best friend.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

"You're My Best Friend" is a parody of "You're My Best Friend" by Queen.

Appearances[edit]