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Yes, I Am a Vampire

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Yes, I Am a Vampire
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Book Information
Author: Monty Burns
Foreword: Steve Allen
Genre: Non-fiction
First appearance: "Treehouse of Horror IV"

Yes, I Am a Vampire is a book by Monty Burns. The foreword is by Steve Allen.


When Bart and Lisa were trying to find proof that Mr. Burns was a vampire, they found his secret vampire room and found the book inside. Lisa started reading the book when vampires rose from their coffins.