Wild Animal Planet Kingdom/Quotes

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Declan Desmond: Hello, I'm Declan Desmond. Today, I'm taking you to the utamed regions of North America. Welcome to... Wild American Planet Kingdom. Here we have the "Familius Simponius" in the natural habitat. The alpha male marks his territory as a sign of dominance.

Homer: Braaapp!

Marge: Homer!

Declan Desmond: We're just in time to see the male devouring his prey.

Sound: Glash!

Declan Desmond: Note how his jaw dislocates to consume food three tiems his size!

Sound: Krack!

Declan Desmond: He then enters into a sedentary state. It will take hours, if not days, for his food to digest.

Homer: Marge! Can you get me a beer?

Declan Desmond: Sometimes the herd needs to migrate in search of fresh grazing areas... ...leaving behind the sick and dying.

Grampa: What th--? Where'd everybody go?