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Bart: I'm bored.
Lisa: Me, too. And dad's repetitive behavior has already lost it's charm.
Marge: Didn't you guys bring anything to read, like comic books?
Bart: Most comics are lame these days. Graphic novels are where it's at.
Marge: So why don't you read one of those?
Lisa: Most graphic novels are lame these days.

Marge: Well, Bart, what lesson did you learn from that book? Bart?
Bart: Huh? What? I'm listening to a recording of a story about a lonely, disaffected boy with a short attention span and no motivation.
Lisa: May I suggest a different story while we all enjoy the faint scent of irony?
Homer: No, Lisa, that's brake fluid. Plug you iThingy into the radiomabob and play the story, boy.

Homer: Jumpin' Jolsons's jowls! A real live penguin! My prayers have been answered. As have my letters to Babe Ruth, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Santa Claus.

Mrs. Whassup: Meg, only you can save your brother!
Mrs. Where: Onnnly yyyou cann dessstroyyy thattt!
Auntie Beast: Only you can prevent forest fires!
Meg: But how?!
Mrs. Whassup: Just use the secret word!
Meg: Secret word? What is the secret word??

Lisa: I've never heard of ending a story on such a self-serving, shallow, sappy...
Bart: Pretty cool ending, eh, Lisa?
Lisa: Meh.

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ....