To Kill a Mocking Bart/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: Uh... dad? There's a laywer and a mob boss to see you!

Judge Snyder: Hello, Simpsons family!

Fat Tony: What a delightful home. It reminds me of my younger years in the witness protection program!

Judge Snyder: You see, Mr. Simpson, when you took over Gil's law practice, you also took over his responsibilites as a court-appointed attorney.

Lisa: Wow, dad, I'm impressed! You're winning all your cases! But it would be nice if a few of your clinets really were not guilty!

Homer: Can't debate ethics of legal system eating! [MUNCH!] [CRUNCH!]

Jack Crowley: Thanks for defending me, Homer. You know a lot of guys would just turn their backs on a con like me!

Homer: What did you do?

Jack Crowley: Stabbed a guy when he turned back on me.

Homer: Your honor, I'd like to request a recess!

Judge Snyder: YFor how long?

Homer: I'd say six months. And can the court supply me with some animators from the Roger Meyers studio?

Judge Snyder: I don't see why not. Granted!

Blue-haired lawyer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Blue-haired lawyer: Not so fast, Simpson! You've got one more client on your roster today.

Homer: Fine. Bring it on! Like the Icing said to the cinnamon bun, "I'm on a roll!" What is it this time? Jaywalking? Counterfeiting?

Blue-haired lawyer: Arson!

Homer: Bart!

Bart: I didn't do it!

Homer: Your honor, my daughter Lisa would like to take over for me if that's okay with Bluey!

Blue-haired lawyer: You want an eight-year-old girl to try the case? Suuuure that's fine with me.

Lisa: I call Edna Krabappel to the stand! Now, Mrs. Krabappel, may I remind you you're still under oath!

Edna Krabappel: Yes.

Lisa: Then please tell the court.. did you quit smoking?

Edna: Yes. I don't see what that has to do with anything.

Judge Snyder: Just answer the question...

Edna: [SIGH!] No I didn't!

Principal Skinner: Ha! I win! She bet me she could give up smoking longe than I could go without kowtowing to mother!

Agnes: Quiet, Seymour!

Principal Skinner: Yes, mother.