The Uter Bomber/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: I'll launch this water balloon into orbit using my space catapult. Ten... nine... eight... We have lift off!

Bart: A-ha! The Uter Bomber! Hey, Uter! I'll give you a cookie if you jump on this seesaw! Bombs away!

Üter Zörker: Cookie, please.

Bart: Sure thing, Uter. The heavier you are, the farther the payload travels! In fact, have my entire lunch!

Üter: Ja! Ja!

Bart: And have Wendell's lunch, too!

Wendell Borton: That's okay. I was feeling a little nauseous anyway.

Lisa: Hi, Bart! I couldn't help but notice you analyzing the relationships among force, position, velocity and acceleration.

Bart: I was?

Lisa: Sure. Your catapult uses the physics of projectile motion to launch an object through space at a predetermined angle.

Bart: It does?!

Lisa: Nice to see you having fun with math!

Bart: Fun with math?!! [Gaaack!] Math! Why I oughtta...

Üter: I'm running out of the lunches, Bart! Where are you going?

Lisa: Heh, heh! I just took the fizz out of his physics!