The Simpsons: Tapped Out Hell on Wheels content update/The Internet of Wheels Gameplay

The Internet of Wheels[edit]

After the user logs in on May 1st:
	Everyone is just staring at me with their I've-seen-your-credit-report eyes. I better get out of here. Maybe Krusty will give me a lift home.
	Sorry, Homer, I'm going to the V.I.P. lounge, so I hope you don't mind if I ditch you. Actually, it doesn't matter if you mind, 'cause that's what I'm doing.
	How am I gonna get home now? I don't wanna call Marge, and I don't think Youber drivers accept centavos.
	Howdy, stranger! You look like you could use a ride.
	Thanks. I'll just, uh, slide these chicken cages over...
	BAGAWK!
	Whoa! What's that about?
	Chickens ride in front, hitchhikers ride in back. In this here truck, that's the pecking order.
	Yeah...literally.
	If y'all are gonna use five-dollar words, you can find another ride.
Task: Collect Key Fobs [x115] Task: Make Homer Ride in the Back of the Truck (4h, Cletus's Farm, Farms, Brown House or Simpson House) If the user has Cletus: Task: Make Cletus Enjoy Giving Chickens a Ride (4h, Cletus's Farm, Farms, Brown House or Simpson House)
	Thanks again, Cletus. So, how can someone of your...wealth... own a truck like this?
	Oh, I ain't the owner. It belongs to the chickens.
	Are they taking offers?
	BAGAWK!
	What'd she say?
	She needs to run a credit check.
	You can just drop me off at the next corner.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing The Internet of Wheels Pt. 1:
	Guess I'll have to call Marge for a ride after all...
	Why not let me do the driving?
	A talking car?! Where did you come from?
	From the CarGo headquarters building.
	A giant tech company building? Where did that come from?!
	Look, I'm not one of those disembodied voices that answers your stupid questions. I'm one of those disembodied voices that drives this car.
	Okay, drive me home.
	If you wish to drive me, just scan this QR code.
	...Uh...
	sigh Open the camera app on your phone and take a picture of the pixelated square near my door handle.
	A pixelated square? Where did that come from?
Task: Collect Key Fobs [x155] Task: Make Homer Try to Figure Out How to Operate the Car (4h, CarGo, Shops, Brown House or Simpson House)
	I opened the photo app on my phone. Now what?
	No, that's the gallery app. Open the camera app.
	Oh, okay. Now, I take a picture of you and that opens the door?
	No, not of me. Take a picture of the black-and-white sign that looks like a pattern of dots.
	The one that looks like an out-of-focus Ernest Hemingway?
	No, it doesn't look like—
	Oh, it actually kinda does.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing The Internet of Wheels Pt. 2:
	There! Did it!
	No, you just took another selfie.
	Of the QR code?
	No, of yourself. It's a selfie!
	Still not following you.
	Having trouble opening the door?
	We were watching from the cameras.
	There are cameras in the car?
	Yes, but we were watching from the ones in space. I'm Antoine and this is Zora. We're the CEOs of CarGo.
	Homer, we think you're the ultimate everyman, and so we'd like to give you our new CarGo Self-Driving Car free of charge, as a special promotion!
	Woohoo! Free car!
	Really? That guy? We must be running out of customers.
Task: Collect Key Fobs [x115] Task: Make Homer Celebrate Getting a Free Car (4h, CarGo, Moe's Tavern, Eatery or Simpson House) If the user has Antoine and Zora: Task: Make Antoine and Zora Plan a Promotional Campaign (4h, CarGo) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing The Internet of Wheels Pt. 3:
	Homer, why don't you get in the car and let it take you for a spin?
	Okay!
	I'll drive you around the parking lot while you just sit back and enjoy the sights. Isn't this relaxing?
	BORING!
	Boring? Well, what if I do some donuts?
	Now you're speaking my language!
Task: Collect Key Fobs [x115] If the user has Antoine and Zora: Task: Make Antoine and Zora Watch the Car Do Donuts (4h, CarGo) Task: Make Homer Eat Donuts While Doing Donuts (4h, CarGo, Parking Lot, Eatery or Simpson House)
	Woohoo! That was fun! More donuts!
	So, you'll take the car?
	And more donuts! With sprinkles please.
	I'm also gonna need a travel mug.
	Uh, I think we have some donuts in the breakroom, but I don't know about a travel mug.
	The travel mug is important.
	texting I'll see if one of our programmers can bring one over right now.
	Your programmers are still working this late?
	They only stop for their company-mandated three hours of sleep per night.
	It's common practice in our industry. It prevents programming errorssssssssssssssssss.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing The Internet of Wheels Pt. 4:
	Wow, letting you drive me home really is great! I never realized there was a stop sign back there.
	Yes, your driving record indicates as much.
	I'm thinking you could have an even bigger role in my life! I'm picturing you self-working my job, self-attending parent-teacher meetings...
	Self-drinking your beer?
	Get your own!
Task: Collect Key Fobs [x195] Task: Make Homer Enjoy the Ride Home (4h, Simpson House)
	We've arrived at your home.
	I didn't realize it was so late. Do you think Marge noticed?
	You've received 17 calls from her. You should really turn your notifications back on.
	Okay, I'm gonna need you to self-talk to Marge while I sneak in the back door and pretend I was home all along.
	I calculate a less than three-percent probability that any member of your family will fall for this ruse, including the pets.
	That suspicious cat is bringing my average way down.
Quest reward: 200 and 20