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Lisa: Snow before Thanksgiving?
Bart: Come on, baby! Accumulate!
Marge: You kids better get our there before it melts.

Homer: Looks like another snow day, kids.
Lisa: We'll mbe making up school days all summer.
Bart: Snow sucks.
Kent Brockman: ...and there's more white stuff in the forecast... ...as white Christmas turns to blight Christmas!

Homer: Marge! I screwed up!
Marge: I'm sure it's not that bad, Homie.
Homer: I didn't buy the kids' gifts yet!
Marge: This is terrible!
Homer: I know! Their sad little faces staring up at me on Christmas morgning. Who can I blame this on?
Marge: Well, the snow is an act of god.
Homer: God! Why can't you leave Christmas alone?

Marge: Merry Christmas, kids!
Homer: Look! Santa brought you a robot puppy!
Bart: That's our dog wrapped in foil.
Lisa: A doll-house made from a lundry hamper?
Bart: Cookie dough action figures?
Lisa: Ew... this is made from dad's socks.
Bart: We got housed, Lis.

Bart: God? Why did you do this? These kids weren't naughty. And this past years' been a personal best for me.