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Homer: Mmmm... there's nothing like dunking your donut into some freshly brewed hot... fudge.
Lisa: Um... dad? When's the last time yo uhave your cholesterol levels checked?
Bart: Yeah—the car's been knocking and pinging all week.
Marge: Bart—cholesterl is in your body. You should know that.
Homer: It's the public schools, Marge. These days they don't even edufy. it's like they're all stupid and stuff.

Bart: Hey—Davy and Goliath—keep it down!
Rod Flanders: Sorry, Bart.
Todd Flanders: What are you doing?
Bart: um... I got all "A"'s on my report card, so my dad's letting me clean out the storm gutters. Yes, sir, nothin' beats gutter cleaning for wholesome family fun! Want to try?
Rod: Wow! Can we, Todd? Can we?
Todd: No, thanks, Bart. If it's that much fun, we want you to enjoy it.
Bart: Just get up here and clean these gutters or I'll tell your mom you spray-painted the garage.
Rod: There's no spray paint on our garage.
Bart: Well, there will be if you don't get up here.

Rainer Wolfcastle: You trashed our circus! Daht's over 10,000 dollahs worth of damage. And I haven't lost daht much money since the movie I made before dis lahst one.
Krusty the Clown: Security!
Chief Wiggum: Say, fellas—the lunch tent's out of donuts.
Krusty: Arrest these two idiots.

Marge: Homer? What's going on?
Homer: Uh, nothing. We're about to be arrested and Mr. Burns is about to sue Krusty and McBain.
Rainer Wolfcastle: What's wrong? Didn't you like da show?
Krusty: We made the dancing bears wear diapers...
Mr. Burns: I didn't even see the show! You've poisoned me with these tainted hot dogs! Smithers, carry me to the hospital.

Marge: That's it, Bart! You still haven't learned your lesson. I want you to weatherproof the fence!
Marge: Come one, mom! That stuff's toxic.
Bart: And you're not getting any dinner until you're finished.
Marge: Any gchange of grabbing a late lunch?
Bart: Get to work!