The Great Springfield Gold Rush/Quotes
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- Ranger Todd: Okay, who's ready to travel back to Sutter's Mill in the winter of 1848?!
- Boy: I'll pass, thanks.
- Girl: Not me.
- Edna Krabappel: I...I thought you were going to talk about those colorful prospectors we see in the movies!
- Ranger Todd: They weren't colorful, ma'am! They went insane from loneliness, paranoia, and the mercury used to refine the gold!
- Mr. Burns: Why, it's positively beautiful, Smithers... ...A lovely slice of nature! it is everything I have dreamed of!
- Waylon Smithers: I thought you'd like it, sir!
- Mr. Burns: I couldn't have picked a better spot to illegally bury nuclear waste myself!
- Smithers: You're making me blush, sir!
- Ned Flanders: ...Gold on my very own legally-deedilly-owned property? And, Lord... Don't think I don't know that "gold" is just "God" with a little extra "L" in the middle for love! Amen!
- Bart: Maybe I underestimated the gullibility of my fellow citizens by just a little. I gotta tell someone the truth! Of course, if I do, I'll get the blame for this. On the other hand, how long can they keep this up if nobody finds any real gold soon? Yeah, that's it! This will all be over by morning! But I better lay low until then...Just in case!
- Moe Szyslak: Gold! Where'd ya find it, kid? We don't tell no one else, pinky swear!
- Barney Gumble: Yeah...And we won't hit you over the head and steal all your gold either! Promise!
