The Buying Donuts at the Lard Lad Song

"The Buying Donuts at the Lard Lad Song"

Song Information Characters: Clancy Wiggum Writer(s): Original: Robert Burns Appearance(s): Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

"The Buying Donuts at the Lard Lad Song" is a song in the Wiggum Sings' Em.

Lyrics

These dozen donuts that I bought

Are mine, mine, all mine!

I will feel a deep sense of shame

When i get back in line!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "Auld Lang Syne".

Appearances

• Book – Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment