The Broadcast Buccaneers!/Quotes
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- Message box: Since the show is live, the radio listening audience is aghast...
- Radio announcer: ...Tonight's program has been changed due to pirates kidnapping our guest singer! Please stand by!
- Listener: Pirates?! I'm aghast!
- Cap'n Bolt: Avast, ye lubbers! Let us take our treasure and we be on our way!
- Cap'n Bolt: Ahoy, Radio Man! Leave me men be... Or the star of this show walks the plank!!
- Radio Man: Don't, you fiend! or so help me--!
- Cap'n Bolt: Haw haw haw! Into the sea with ye... The sea of traffic, that is!
- Radio Man: It was a close call, but I saved Socko, Mr. Hillman! Be gentle with him, though... I think he's dumbstruck!
- Mr. Hillman: Uh, thanks, Radio Man, but those pirates kidnapped Floyd, the star of my show!!
- Radio Man: Why the pirate angle, Davis? Talk!
- Curt Davis: I wanted more than just a radio station! I had a plan to sail around the country, transmitting images from the high seas and ransoming the airtime for sponsors to pay! In time, the masses would become addicted to a home visual medium and live their lives around it! I could've become extremely wealthy from my pirate broadcasts if it wasn't for you, Radio Man! Plus, I like dressing up as a pirate, okay?
