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The Bible for Wise-Asses

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The Bible for Wise-Asses
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Book Information
Genre: Bible
First appearance: "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"

The Bible for Wise-Asses is a collection of dirty things from the bible. Dennis the Menace is on the front cover.


After Bart told to the family at King David stole someone else's wife and Mary Magdalene was a hooker asked Marge him how he know these things. He show her then the book, The Bible for Wise-Asses.