That's a paddlin'
- "Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."
- ―Jasper Beardsley[src]
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"That's a paddlin'" is a saying by Jasper Beardsley.
After becoming a teacher at Springfield Elementary School after the teachers went on strike, Jasper was teaching Lisa's class. He threatened kids with a "paddlin'" if they did anything wrong, including simple stuff like looking out of the window.
Behind the Laughter
"That's a paddlin'" has became a minor meme on the Internet and is famous for Jasper threatening simple things with a "paddlin'". It has became somewhat of Jasper's unofficial catchphrase.