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Talent Hunt/Quotes

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Milhouse: H-hey, Bart! What's up?
Bart: Not me, that's for sure. I'm down. Way down. Everybody seems to have a talent but me! I need my own thing... something that'd put me in the spotlight! I wanna stand out from the crowd, man!

Janey: Wow, Lisa! Look at all the things your brother can do while doing his homework!
Lisa: Yeah, and his grades show it, Janey.
Janey: I still think it's an amazing talent to be able to do so many things simultaneously!
Bart: You do?!

Bart: That's it! I've got it! I've finally got it!
Homer: Whatever it is, as your father, I get half! Check your birth contract.