| Stupor Bowl Weekend
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Stupor Bowl Weekend is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Super Bowl content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Upon starting the update
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Lisa, come in here and pray with Daddy.
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Pray? Oh no! Dad, are you dying?
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With my lifestyle? Probably. But that's not why I'm praying. I'm praying because it's almost Sunday... Super Bowl Sunday!
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I just want the game to go off without any lockouts, blackouts, or Sum of All Fears-esque nuclear attacks.
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But all of those problems are completely avoidable or fictional. They're just created by players, owners, and TV stations to make more money.
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In fact, when you think about it, the whole Super Bowl seems about making money.
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Shut your blasphemous mouth! God loves football. How dare you question God! Now get me another beer.
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You're out of beer.
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WHY, GOD? WHY?
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Task: "Make Homer Go on a Beer Run". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Lisa Investigate Super Bowl Financials". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
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Okay Lisa, put down those financial magazines and help me carry this stuff to the car. I got two cases of Duff and three cases of Duff Lite!
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That's a lot of beer. Are you having a Super Bowl party?
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Ooh, that's a good idea! Apu, get me another four cases of each.
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Also, that barrel of Duff-flavored cheese blurgs and this industrial-sized tub of Duff-brand chicken swangs.
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Cheese blurgs and chicken swangs? Is that even food?
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Of course. They're made from all-natural cardboard and organic liposuction waste.
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Mmmmm... rich lady fat.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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This just doesn't add up – Super Bowl tickets are expensive, but don't cover team salaries.
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The ads cost a fortune, but are miniscule compared to the licensing deal. And surplus revenue falls way short of operating costs.
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What are you talking about?
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This Super Bowl is generating billions of dollars, yet somehow no one's making money from it.
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What about FOX? FOX wouldn't run something year after year if it wasn't making them money.
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So you'd think, but I'm just not seeing it. Maybe I missed something in these balance sheets.
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Awww, kids and their balance sheets.
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Now, as the consummate host, I must taste the snacks to ensure the highest quality of food for my guests.
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Task: "Make Lisa Crunch the Numbers". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Crunch Duff Warm Ranch Chips". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Lisa, help! The seagulls are back -- they think I'm a beached whale. And they're not the only ones...
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Yarr, not a drip of ambergris on him.
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Dad, did you eat all the party snacks and pass out on the floor?
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Judging me isn't going to get rid of these gulls.
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Please Dad, I'm still busy tracking the Super Bowl profit stream from media ad sales through to player's salaries.
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Can you re-describe that as a famous movie quote?
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I'm following the money.
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Hmm, I haven't seen "All The President's Men". I'll have to take your word for it.
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Why don't you get up and take a shower? It smells like the sea in here, and it's not coming from the gulls.
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Probably because of all the salt I ate. Don't worry -- I know how to fix that.
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Task: "Make Homer Drink Duff Beer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Request Subpoenas of NFL Tax Documents". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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