Stretch Bob and Sideshow Clobber!/Quotes
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- Chief Wiggum: What'd you say, Bob? I was reading this Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl comic book! SInce they're real, they're public domain, and those Bongo Comics folk'll publish anything they don't have to pay the rights for! Want to read the latest issue of "The Walking Ned"?
- Sideshow Bob: No! What I desire is sweet revenge!
- Kent Brockman: And we're back live at the Springfield Sports Arena for a charity dodgeball game with local super kids Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl!
- Stretch Dude: Good to be here raising money to have the library's books replaces with video games, Kent!
- Clobber Girl: What?! I was told it was to turn the video arcade into a new library!
- Kent Brockman: These pre-teen titans will be playing against Professor Frink's solid steel robots!
- Professor Frink: Yes, Kent! I've even downloaded my thought patterns into these mighty machines! [GA-HEY!]
- Kent Brockman: Then let the games begin!
- Sideshow Clobber: Sorry to interrupt the festivities!
- Stretch Bob: But it's time for two young spoilsports...
- Sideshow Clobber: ...to get their sports spoiled!
- Clobber Girl: Two Sideshow Bobs?
- Stretch Dude: That's two too many! Let's get 'em, super sis!
- Stretch Bob: But our first order of business will be to murder Bart Simpson.
- Stretch Dude: You lost her there... right, sis? Sis?!
- Clobber Girl: I'm thinking, I'm thinking! Sorry, Sideshows Bobs you want my brother, you'll have to go through me!
- Sideshow Clobber: That was the plan all along, let's get started!
- Stretch Bob: How did you get free?
- Clobber Girl: You uses a sheet bend and a clove hitch knot. Pretty easy to untie for anyone with even basic girl scout training.
- Stretch Bob: You still can't beat us! We're adults!
- Clobber Girl: Yeah, adults that have exhausted themselves by fighting with each other.
