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- "Lousy Smarch weather."
- ―Homer Simpson
next to the calendar showing Smarch
Smarch is the thirteenth month of the year, according to Springfield Elementary School calendars. It has 28 days.
The calendars at Springfield Elementary were misprinted to show a month called "Smarch". Homer looked at the calendar and complained about the "lousy Smarch weather".
Behind the Laughter
In many The Simpsons calendars, Smarch is added onto the end as a bonus. The month also appeared in The Simpsons: Hit & Run as a collector's card.