Seems Like Old Crimes!/Quotes

Quotes

Hot Flash: Got any threes?

The Rambler: Go fish.

Early Bird: I thought we were playing no peeky baseball.

Kent Brockman: All over town, young people have miraculously transformed into old geezers. In every case, witnesses have reported seeing a colorfully costumed teenager brandishing a whip. The newly-senior citizens now number in the hundreds, and the tally increases by the dozen with each incident. It remains to be seen what effect this geriatric glut will have on the infrastructure of our community.

The Rambler: Looks like we beat Whippersnapper to the scene!

Krusty the Clown: Guess again, geniuses! You just missed him!

Early Bird: Aw, nertz! Well, now what?

Early Bird: Why didn't you tell us you had a phone?

Fruit Bat Man: And let you eat up my minutes? I think not!

Comic Book Guy: Did anyone else notice that the Dependables never used their powers during this entire escapade? I would argue that it was not even they who defeated Whippersnapper! They merely borrowed technology to--

Bart: Comic Book Guy, what are you doing here?

Comic Book Guy: I saw a free Sloppy Joes ad.