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Ponce Upon a Time/Quotes

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Bart: Mom, don't you ever get tired of looking at those old photos?
Marge: Oh never, Bart! These misty water-colored memoires light the corners of my mind! Look! Here's one of you when you were just a toddler.
Bart: Aah, the bittersweet days of my lill-spent youth!

Bart: Whoa! Homer was once a boy just like me?
Marge: Oh my, yes! You and your father are like two peas in a pod!
Bart: You mean I'm going to grow up to be just like Homer?!

Lisa: What's wrong, Bart?
Bart: I just had a vision of myself as an adult, and it was not a pretty sight. Growing up sucks, Lisa!
Lisa: Ah, yes. "Growing up sucks!" Those were the very words of Ponce de León when he was seeking the legendary fountain of youth.
Bart: There's a fountain of youth?!

Milhouse Van Houten: Tell me again what we're going in search of Bart.
Bart: The legendary fountain of youth! Look, Milhouse! This must be it!
Bart & Milhouse: Yeeee-haw!

Bart: We drank from the fountain of youth, and now we'll never grow up!
Lisa: That's a myth, Bart. There's no such thing as the fountain of youth.
Bart: No such thing?! But what about Ponce de León?
Lisa: Ponce de León never found anything but Florida. And he lived to be, like, over 60 years old!