| Party Woes
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Party Woes is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tragic Magic content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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Marge! Wake up! It's Thursday! They're coming!
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Homer, the garbage men come every Thursday morning...
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Bart! Lisa! GET UP!
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Do you have to wake us up every time the stupid garbage gets picked up?
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Yeah, if anything, wake me up for the recycling or compost.
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None of you appreciate the miracle of the garbage men...
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And we're fine continuing to live out our days not appreciating it.
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Garbage men are civilization's most prized individuals!
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Yawn.
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For millions of years, they've gone house to house, cave to cave, while humanity sleeps...
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...they pull up to our curbs, and take away all of our most-foul junk.
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We know! You say this every week!
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*pointing outside* Wait, what's that giant box they're throwing into their truck?
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Oh no! They're throwing away the bouncy house for Maggie's birthday party!
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The delivery guy must have left it too close to the trash bins!
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Garbage men are supposed to take all the old crap we don't want, not the new crap we NEED!
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Give us back our crap!
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Whoa! Now they're smashing it all together in their trash smusher thingy!
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CURSE YOU, GARBAGE MEN!
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Now what are we going to do for Maggie's birthday? The party's in 3 hours!
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Just cancel it. She won't remember.
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*suck suck*
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That's true. You never remembered us blowing off your first birthday.
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Wait, what?!
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Well... I could always put on a little magic show for Maggie. Kids love magic!
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Oh, that'd be wonderful, Lisa!
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Hmm... I wonder where I left my magician's outfit...
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Task: "Make Lisa Look for Her Magician's Outfit". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Chase After the Garbage Truck". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Search for Photos of His 1st Birthday Party". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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Woo-hoo! I found my magician's outfit!
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Was it in the attic like I said?
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No. It just magically appeared! One second it wasn't here, and then it just popped up out of thin air!
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Is this part of your magician's act?
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My act?! Oh no! I forgot that I have to perform in front of all these kids! Ugh, it's been ages since I did magic. What if I'm terrible at it?
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Ooh, I'd be worried if I were you — kids these days are the harshest critics.
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Um, thanks?
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But... these kids are way too young to speak, so it's not like they can heckle you off the stage or anything.
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Well, that's a relief.
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They might throw their pacifiers at you though, and maybe even some diapers...
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Don't listen to him, honey. The only thing you have to worry about is making sure that your sister has the best birthday ever!
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Wow, you guys are really terrible at boosting my confidence.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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