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Nobody Knows Hans Moleman

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"Nobody Knows Hans Moleman"
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Song Information
Singers: Sally Stevens
Studio singers
Dan Castellaneta
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Homer Simpson
Hans Moleman
Shauna Chalmers
Length: 0:30
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen and Chris Ledesma
Lyrics: Bill Odenkirk
Appearance(s): "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"

"Nobody Knows Hans Moleman" is a song that plays at the end of the season 29 episode "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me". It features dialogue from Homer Simpson, Hans Moleman and Shauna Chalmers.


Studio singers:
He walks down the street.
He falls in the hole, man.
Everyone knows Hans Moleman.
Nobody knows Hans Moleman.
I was here first.
Studio singers:
In the checkout line,
He doesn't even scan.
Nobody knows Hans Moleman.
I just need my heart pills.
Studio singers:
Nobody knows Hans Moleman.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of "Everyone Loves Ned Flanders". It was sung by Sally Stevens and studio singers.