Moe & Barney's Excellent Adventure/Quotes
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- Professor Frink: Excuse me, barkeep, might I use your facilties?
- Moe Szyslak: Yeah, sure. But it's a two-drink minimum to use the toilet. Three, if you want to wash your hands. I'll start you a tab.
- Barney Gumble: Moe... we have to leave...
- Moe: What? You crazy boozehound! I ain't seen this many beautiful dames since the plastic surgeon next door had that fire drill! What do you want to leave for?
- Professor Frink: Good glavin on a bun! What have you done? By bringing neaanderthals back to the present, you've changed history! This could be the whole reason they're extinct!
- Moe: Yeah, but we're in love over here. Don't that... uh... sorta trump everything?
- Ooga: Moe, Ooga must be honest... Ooga outgrow Moe. Need better man.
- Moe: Aw, c'mon Ooga baby! I can change!
- Untok: And Untok love Barney, but Untok bot in love with Barney.
- Ooga: Ooga like man of big words.
- Professor Frink: Er... uh... [WOO-BOY!]
- Untok: Him look like him have steady job.
- Barney: Than can I have a beer?
- Moe: Tell ya what. I'll pour all the leftover beers into one mug. You can have it for half price.
- Barney: You're a good friend, Moe.
