Milhouse's Guide to Keeping It Cool/Quotes

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Milhouse Van Houten: With the daily assortment of wedgies, swirlies, Mexican twirlies, dodge ball, and fractions, the live of your average elementary school student can be fraught with peril. Lucky for you, "The House" is here to help! With no further adieu, I present you with... Milhouse's guide to keeping it cool.

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Lisa: Hey, Milhouse.

Milhouse: Psssh. Like I'd be seen talking to you.

Janey Powell: Can you believe that jerk?!

Lisa: And to think, I was just about to ask him to the Fall dance. Forget it now!