Lisa's Rejected Catchphrases

Lisa's Rejected Catchphrases is a list of rejected catchphrases from Lisa in The Lisa Book.

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Eat my carob and wheatgrass shortbread snacksters (rather than my shorts)!
X-tra credit... to the x-treme!
Oh, that's so Lisa! (Note: bribe popular kids to say this one.)
Hey, you got agar in my peanut butter!
Don't have a cow, man, try a delicious and cruelty-free tofu burger instead!
Sit on it, potsie! (Note: taken)
It's not just good, it's HALL PASS good!
You ARE the weakest link (but I'm available for tutoring on a sliding pay scale)!
I've got sax appeal!
I'll do your homework if you'll be my friend!
It's nonviolent conflict meditatin' time!
No tuna for ME, thanks!
Whay, that's Jazztastic!
He's not MY dad!
I'm KOO-KOO for renewable energy resources!
Well, shut my mouth and call me a suffragette!
You can always bet on the Teacher's pet! (Note: saying this on the playground carried the risk of an atomic wedgie.)
I'm smarter than the average "straight A" student!
Heavens to Trigonometry!
Sufferin' Lab Animals!
What's up, Jack?
Up, Up, and Read Poetry!