Leapin' Lisa/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: I don't know... you can pick. That's okay... I guess I'm all right with that... If you think so... I don't wanna rock the boat. When did I become so meek? How can I snap out of this rut? Desperate times call for desperate measures...

Lisa: I can't believe I signed up for a skydiving course.

Bart: Skydiving? I'll take that course for you!

Lisa: It's non-transferable.

Marge: Then just ask for a refund.

Lisa: It's also non-refundable.

Coach Krupt: Don't worry, little girl. It was just a reenavtment ...or was it?

Bart: Cool.

Gil Gunderson: That's it. 'Ol Gil. Likes to eat pancakes... not be one! I'm outta here!

Coach Krupt: Anyone else wanna quit?

Lisa: I can't believe Bart pushed me! Actually, I guess I can.

Bart: Woo-hoo! This rocks!

Lisa: I guess.

Bart: We just jumped out of an airplane! Why so serious?

Lisa: But I had to be pushed, Bart! That means I Failed.

Lisa: Yes! The class workd! I've got my mojo back!

Bart: That's great. Now how about you help med down from here?

Lisa: Sorry, Bart. I can assertively say you need to get yourself out of this mess!