Kang and Kodos Visit Homer/Quotes
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- Agent Xerxes: Hello, occupant! I am Agent Xerxes of the... er... human census bureau of the planet, er... uh, Earth. So there is no reason to be suspicious!
- Homer: But I wasn't!
- Agent Xerxes: Silence! You will now answer a number of questions, earthling... er, occupant!
- Homer: Do I have to be sober?
- Agent Xerxes: Negative!
- Homer: Then fire away, weird government guy!
- Agent Xerxes: Please speak loudly into the microphone located in my thorax region. How many humans--er, “occupants”--live at this domicile?
- Homer: Hmmm... roughly five.
- Agent Xerxes: And which most accurately expresses your feelings on crop circles?
A) I like them!
B) I like them very much!
C) I like them very much indeed! - Homer: That's a toughie. I'll go with "B".
- Agent Xerxes: ...And how would you describe your physical condition? A) Juicy and succulent
or
B) tough and stringy? - Homer: Heh. That’s a big “A” on that one, goodbuddy!
- Agent Xerxes: Very good, earth drone, er, I mean citizen! Now I must ask you to come with me to the kitchen... er... regional office of our spaceship... uh, I mean bureau!
