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Judge Dredneck/Quotes

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Milhouse Van Houten: How are you going to spend your summer vacation, Bart?
Bart: Non-shop action! If i'm ever resting, i'm not doing it right!
Bart and Milhouse: This will be the most awesome summer ever!

Homer: I can pay you twenty dollars.
Cletus Spuckler: Yankee cash?! With today's conversion rate, that'll make me the richest man in the trailer park. Let me suit up!

Cletus: Liten up, young'uns your pa and the fat man will leave if you answer us one question. You see any other young'uns come past?
Gummy Sue Spuckler: Yeah, whe seen a spiky-haired kid and one what was wearin' face googles. They went thatta away.
Homer: Heh heh "face googles."

Bart: You came to rescue us? But we loved it there!
Homer: Uh?! Why?
Bart: There are flame pits, mutants, land mines, and fights to the death! It's like a real-life video game!
Milhouse:Yeah! We don't want to leave!

Cletus: Don' worry i'll fetch yer bots. 'Cuz when justice need to be done... ...I is the law.