Jimmy Kimmel Live!/Quotes
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- Homer: Stupid TV. Be funnier!
- Jimmy Kimmel: Hey, stop that!
- Homer: I want to see singing in a car. That's all anyone wants to see.
- Jimmy Kimmel: Hey, are you Homer Simpson?
- Homer: Are you with the IRS or Applebee's security?
- Jimmy Kimmel: I don't think so?
- Homer: Then yes.
- Jimmy Kimmel: I'm not here to kill you. The Simpsons are one of the most popular families in the world.
- Homer: I knew it! In your face, Jesus family!
- Jimmy Kimmel: Wow, Moe's. It's even more depressing than I imagined.
- Barney Gumble: Yeah! Who needs direct sunlight?
- Homer: And this is baby Maggie. If you drop her, she'll get you back.
- Jimmy Kimmel: Aw, how old is she?
- Homer: I never ask a lady her age.
- Jimmy Kimmel: Yeah, but she's been a baby for a while. Have you ever cleaned this pacifier?
- Homer: Hey, don't judge me just because I never wash the pacifier or know how old my daughter is. All that matters is I love my family very much, except him.
- Grampa: [splutters] Am I dead yet? Ah, no.
