Jack Sprat Attacks/Quotes
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- Dr. Hibbert: Sorry, Jack... I mean, Homer, you’ve gained a little weight. I’m putting you on a no-fat diet.
- Homer: Aw, but what’ll I put on my ice cream?
- Dr. Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, your weight is dangerously low.
- Marge: Really?
- Dr. Hibbert: That's not a good thing.
- Marge: Oh.
- Dr. Hibbert: I’m putting you on a high-fat diet.
- Marge: That doesn’t sound very healthy.
- Dr. Hibbert: I guess you’re right. How about a medium-fat diet?
- Marge: Well... you’re the doctor.
- Dr. Hibbert: Right again! Ah, hee, hee, hee!
- Homer: Aw, I miss fat.
- Narrator: ...They licked the platter clean.
- Marge: But I didn’t lick anything!
