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It's the Thoughtlessness That Counts/Quotes

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Bart: Here you go, Milhouse. Happy Birthday and all that stuff.
Milhouse: Whoa, really for me? Wow! "Teenage Zombie Death Gauntlet 4" for the Game-Bro! Just what I wanted! Thanks, Bart! I wasn't expecting a gift from you, since you're always telling me you're broke. How could you afford this? You didn't do anything crazy like get a paper route?
Bart: Heck, no! I just traded in all the games I borrowed from you for store credit at the Game Pit! I even had enough credit left over to get a new memory card for my own Game-Bro! Pretty cool, huh? Helo? Earth to Milhouse! Hey, why're you looking at me like that?
Milhouse: Grraaarr!
Bart: I guess this means I can't borrow the game when you're finished with it, right? Boy, what an ingrate! Last time I get you anything!