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I Could Love a Million Girls

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"I Could Love a Million Girls"
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Song Information
Singers: Sam McMurray
Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Gulliver Dark
Homer Simpson
Writer(s): Randy Newman
Appearance(s): "Homer's Night Out"

"I Could Love a Million Girls" is a song sung by Gulliver Dark and Homer Simpson at the Sapphire Lounge at the Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn.

Lyrics[edit]

Gulliver Dark:
I've heard them say so often they could love their wives alone
But I think that's just foolish: men must have hearts made of stone
Now my heart is made of softer stuff: it melts at each warm glance
A pretty girl can't look my way without a new romance
Oh!
I could love a million girls and every girl a twin
I could love a chinese girl an eskimo...
(interuption)
Gulliver Dark:
Oh!
I could love a million girls and every girl a twin
Yeah, I could love a chinese girl an eskimo or finn
I could dig a dutchman chick a girl with golden curls
In fact I think that we could love
Homer Simpson:
A million girls

Appearances[edit]