Homer Simpson's Pathetic Pal Barney Gumble: Asleep at the Well/Quotes
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- Barney Gumble: Mornin' Moe!
- Moe Szyslak: Hey, Barney. What're you doing here so early?
- Barney: My new roommate threw a wild party at our apartment last night. It was so noisy there, I couldn't fall asleep... so I decided to come here.
- Moe: Okay, but remember, this ain't no flophouse!
- Chief Wiggum: Morning, Moe. Gimme a glass of milk.
- Moe: Comin' up.
- Sound: Gulp! Spew!
- Chief Wiggum: What're you tryin' to do, kill me? That was real milk!
- Sound: Smack
- Moe: Oh, right! The code! Sorry chief. I'll remember next time.
- Moe: C'mon Larry, hurry up with that hot water! Sam, get me some clean bar rags!
- Chief Wiggum: I'll take black coffee, Moe. And make sure there's no coffee in it!
- Barney: I'm home!
- Harvey: Hi! How was your day?
- Barney: The usual. Another boring day at Moe's nothinkg exciting ever happens at that place. Why I've got half a mind to switch to another bar.
- Harvey: Whaddaya say I call the gang over, and we'll have another party?
- Barney: That's a well idea Herpie!
- Harvey: The name's Harvey!
- Barney: Sorry, Harv-uuurp!
