Homer Improvements/Quotes
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- Homer: Home repair can be costly, time-consuming and a great big pain in the butt. But I’m here to say you can do it yourself. You don’t have to be a "Johnny Fix-It-All" or even, a "Jimmy… The… Guy-Who-Knows-How-Stuff-Works… A-Lot."
- Homer: Recently, I came home from work and decided to kick back, take my shoes off, and relax for a change. I noticed that, apparently some termites had eaten through part of the wall in our living room. Marge was due home any minute, so I quickly ran for my tool kit. And voilà, the problem was solved!
- Homer: Here’s another problem many homes face. Sometimes older homes will shift or settle, causing cracks in the foundation that seem to come out of nowhere. But when they do, you have to act quickly. With a little ingenuity though, a simple fix can save thousands of dollars.
