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Hamburger's Little Helper/Quotes

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[Nigel shows the Simpsons a video wherein Santa's Little Helper tells the Simpsons that he no longer wishes to live with them]
Homer: Wow, I would never have believed it if I hadn't seen in on TV.
Lisa: But, Dad, it's a sham. Santa's Little Helper can't really talk!
Homer: That's right! No dog can! Especially not when they're busy flying a jet plane.