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Graveyard Shift/Quotes

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Chief Wiggum: What's the matter, Apu? Your eyes look all... well, they're alll shot with blood. Wish there was an expression for that...
Apu: My apologies, Chief Wiggum. I am working the Graveyard shift until my brother Sanjay relieves me at dawn. I am so tired, the bags under my eyes cold hold a six-pack of buzz cola. Also, would you like a six-pack of Buzz Cola?

Apu: Gremlings?? Wonderful. Even more hungry mouths to feed. But unlike my octuplets, I do not have to change these creatures's diapers. Hopefully.

Apu: Oh dear...
Snake Jailbird: Okay, Kwik-E-Dude... hands up! This is, like, a trick! And i'm gonna treat myself to what's in your cash register haw! Hey, wait a sec, Apu.. who are the little dude's? Cool costumes, little dudes.

Apu: Okay, your rotting gremling carcasses! Prepare to be roved with help of my groovy groper, the convince store worker's best friend for keeping groos things at arm's len-- [GASP!] Mr. Homer! What are you doing?
Homer: What's this new flavor, Apu? It's delicious!

Apu: Hoo-boy. Hew we go again...