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Flu Shot/Quotes

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Marge: We're almost there.
Lisa: "Free Candy Day!" it sounds too good to be true, mom!

Marge: It's time to get your flu shots!
Lisa: Oh no! Needles?! But you said it was "Free Candy Day!"
Bart: You sold us out, mom! If we can't trust you, who can we trust?
Marge: I'm sorry but it's for you own good.

Bart: We're getting jabbed with a needle for no reason. I want my wounds and injuries to count for something... Like getting an alligator bite or being shot by a laser.
Nelson: Did you say you wanted a wound?

Bart: Oh c'mon. It's a just a little needle. How bad can it be?
Lisa: How bad can it be?

Bart: [GROAN] I feel awful. [COUGH] [HACK] I wish I had gooten that flu shot. Where is everyone going?
Marge: Today really is "Free Candy Day" at Candyopolis, but now that you have the flu, you have to stay home in bed. Sorry.
Lisa: I feel bad for you, Bart. I really, really do!