Flakey the Leper
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"Flakey the Leper" is a song, which appears in "Sing Along With Bart-O-Claus!", sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman".
Lyrics[edit]
- Flakey the Leper
- Didn't even have a nose.
- But he jumped about
- With a laugh and shout.
- 'Cause he still had seven toes.
- He pranced around the snowy ground
- And once he tried to fly
- But when he jumped off of the stump
- Out dropped his only eye.
- Flakey the Leper
- Could dance a merry jig.
- If you wanted some
- Out his hair would come
- And you'd have a little wig.
- He once came down into our town
- Leaning upon his staff
- And when his ear
- Fell in some beer
- He made us
- Start to laugh.
- Flakey the Leper
- Was a jolly, jolly sort,
- Even though his legs
- Were attached with pegs
- He remained a real good sport.
- We all can learn a lesson
- From Flakey's carefree pranks.
- If ever bad luck comes our way
- We should merely answer "Thanks!".
- Soooooooo,
- Flakey the Leper
- In his smile resides his grace.
- For even though
- He's beset with woe
- He has never yet lost face.
