Everybody Kirks

"Everybody Kirks"

Song Information Singers: Michael Stipe Characters: Michael Stipe Length: 1:34 Writer(s): Original: Bill Berry, Peter Buck, Mike Mills, and Michael Stipe Parody lyrics: Ryan Koh Appearance(s): "Homer? A Cracker Bro?"

"Everybody Kirks" is a song performed by Michael Stipe of R.E.M.

Lyrics

When your day is long,

And at night,

At night, you snack alone.

When you're sure your hunger's gone,

For this life,

Well, hang on.

Don't let yourself choke.

Just because your mouth is dry.

Everybody Kirks,

Crumb times.

Well, everybody Kirks,

At crumb times,

When crackers taste like lies.

Everybody Kirks,

So munch on,

Munch on,

Everybody Kirks.

Munch on, Kirk.

Behind the Laughter

"Everybody Kirks" is a parody of "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.

Appearances

• Episode – "Homer? A Cracker Bro?"