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Narrator: The Crazy Cat Lady decided to catalog all of the mistakes she'd every mad. There were missed opportunites... accideents...
Crazy Cat Lady: Uh-oh.
Narrator: And very bad boyfriends.
Crazy Cat Lady: Don't go!
Narrator: Words spoken in anger. Misplaced trust. Hasty decisions. Addiction and its attendant demons were behind many of here worst choices.
Sounds: Klonk! Ow!
Narrator: Though recuounting errors was painful, it was necessary least she repeat them. Throughness was key. Weeks later, she ran out of bludners to add to the long and extensive list. Reviewing them all at once made her feel really, really stupid. That's when she realized something imporant... that making the list had been just another mistake.
Crazy Cat Lady: String!!