Decorate Your Father's Belly

"Decorate Your Father's Belly"

Song Information Appearance(s): Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

"Decorate Your Father's Belly" is a song, which appears in "Sing Along With Bart-O-Claus!", sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls".

Lyrics

Decorate your father's belly.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

While he's sleeping by the telly.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Jelly smeared in patterns festive.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Makes a centerpiece suggestive.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Next create a yuletide bonbon.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Drip some chocolate sauce upon him.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Better chase away the pets now.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Or your dad is X-mas dog chow.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Colored lights his belly wreathing.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Blend so gaily with his breathing.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Crowning all, a star above it.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Show the neighbors, they will love it.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

If your dad begins to waken.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Hide the tinsel-covered bacon.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Tell him that he looks delicious.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Run like hell, he might get vicious.

Fa la la la la, la la la.

Appearances

• Book – Bart Simpson's Guide to Life