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Bart: Hey, Lis, the latest Itchy and Scratchy is on, See ya Later, Mutilator!

Lisa: Not now, Bart. I'm researching the creatures that creep around in the middle of the night to feast on human blood.

Bart: You're studying vampires? Cool!

Lisa: No, Einstein. Bed bugs.

Bart: Bed Bugs? Gross! What do you want to mess with them for? Your repulsion seems to be evolutionarily justified.

Lisa: I'm trying to discover if they serve any purpose other than being pests to humans and food for other insects.

Bart: It's bed bugs, I tell ya! And I itch lie crazy!

Kent Brockman: Why are you in your birthday suit, Brat Simpson?

Bart: That's how they get around... in your clothes! Burn all your clothes!

Kent Brockman: You heard him, Springfield. We're being invaded by bed bugs, and the only way to be safe is to burn your clothes.

Herman Hermann: The only bed bug I've ever seen is this one here... that bit Abraham Lincoln after his speech at Gettysburg. Yep, Lincoln's DNA is embalmed in the little bug. Yours for only $78,000.

Bart: Nobody likes a snitch, Lisa. Now wonder you're so unpopular.

Lisa: The judge let your off easy, brother dear. You are to stand in the town square wearing only a barrel for one hour.

Bart: Ha! I can do one hour standing on my head.

Lisa: But then your barrel would fall down.

Bart: Oh, right.

Lisa: Hey! What's all this? You're supposed to be paying your debt to society for making everyone burn their clothes!

Bart: I did my time. Can I help it if people took pity on me?

Lisa: Exactly, you blockhead. The people of Springfield anre generous and good and don't deserve your pranks. Maybe these acts of kidness will teach you to behave... to treat others as you would have them treat you. In other words... enough with the pranks already.

Bart: I think I get you, Lis. Others will do unto me as I do unto them.

Lisa: Hrrmmm...

Bart: I'll be good!