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- Chief Wiggum: There's been a heinous crime of heinous proportions! It's so heinous, I am literally sitting with rage.
- Lou: What is it, chief? Murder? Kidnapping? The bogart-ing of illicit substances?
- Chief Wiggum: Worse! Someone stole all the donuts for the senior class fundraiser!
- Lou: Dang!
- Huggy Bobo: Sorry, fellas. I don't know nothing'! But word on the street is there's a kid thrown' a whole lot of dough around down at the docks.
- Snake: All right! Stealing these donuts from the school was a cinch! Now, I can afford the mom tattoo I always wanted.
- Lou: Sorry, kid! You're under citizen's arrest for grand theft donut.
- Lou: I can't help but wonder... are we condemning yet another child to our revolving-door prison system?
- Chief Wiggum: I wouldn't worry about, it, Lou. I don't think we'll be seeing this kid again. In fact, I'd say there's... ...'nut a change of it!
