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Closing Time/Quotes

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Homer: G'night, Moe!
Moe Szyslak: Yeah, go home tour wife and kis who needs ya? Er... but I'll be open at 10 AM tomorrow! Come on back now, ya hear?

Apu: This one?
Moe: The other.
Apu: Here?
Moe: Behind it. The one with stretch marks and varicose veins.

Snake Jailbird: Hand over your wallet!
Moe: My whole wallet? Geez! That's real panda skin! You can't hardly get those no more!

Moe: Nut's! It's like a crime scene in here all over again!

Reverend Apocalypse: Brothers and sisters ! Divine reckoning is at hand! A terrible time of weeping and gnashing of teeeth!
Moe: Only two channels and I'm stuck with Reverend Apocalypse here.