


Closing Time/Quotes
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- Homer: G'night, Moe!
- Moe Szyslak: Yeah, go home tour wife and kis who needs ya? Er... but I'll be open at 10 AM tomorrow! Come on back now, ya hear?
- Apu: This one?
- Moe: The other.
- Apu: Here?
- Moe: Behind it. The one with stretch marks and varicose veins.
- Snake Jailbird: Hand over your wallet!
- Moe: My whole wallet? Geez! That's real panda skin! You can't hardly get those no more!
- Moe: Nut's! It's like a crime scene in here all over again!
- Reverend Apocalypse: Brothers and sisters ! Divine reckoning is at hand! A terrible time of weeping and gnashing of teeeth!
- Moe: Only two channels and I'm stuck with Reverend Apocalypse here.