Bartman vs. Doctor Octuplets/Quotes
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- Professor Frink: Sweet glavin, no! You said you wanted me to build you a giant metal robot to help people!
- Snake Jailbird: he's totally helping people, Professor. He's helping me rob the Kwik-E-Mart!
- Professor Frink: Oh, for the love of glavin!
- Bartman: Snake! It was you!
- Snake: Yes, I was totally behind the robot that looks like me and talks with my voice!
- Professor Frink: It was pretty obvious.
- Bartman: Okay, okay, the world's greatest detective is a different guy!
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: [YAWN] And now to fix that loose wire on the hot dog tray. Too tired to get my toolbox. I am sure this fork will work just fine.
- Sound effect: KAZAP
- Bartman: I don't know why you've turned evil, Apu, but put your hands up!
- Dr. Octuplets: Oh, I certainly have my hands full dealing with a top crimefighter like you. But they are not as full as... Priya and Nabendu's diapers!
- Dr. Octuplets: Ha! No one can defeat Doctor Octuplets! And unlike most other villains with the name Doctor, I actually do have a doctorate in computer science!
- Gil Gunderson: You'll never get into those cases! They're unbreakable and burglarproof!
- Dr. Octuplets: Perhaps... But are they childproof?
- Gil: Good golly! The locks are no match for their tiny hands!
- Dr. Octuplets: Octuplets! Smother him with love and smothering!
- Apu: I am so sorry, Bartman!
- Bartman: Don't worry about it. A big part of a superhero's life is having friends and neighbors go crazy evil every so often.
- Cletus Spuckler: Come on, young'uns! Now that your mutant powers have mani-festered, it's time yo get up on the good foot! Crimes is waitin' to be done! You'll have to get through your pa's danger room faster than that if we plan to ever rob Fort Springfield of its gold!
